OK, that may not be true, but don't we like to think that about our offspring anyway? It's kind of like having a kid that's not all that cute and thinking he or she is the next Denzel or Halle. We, as parents, are blind to the reality that our kids possibly have average looks and IQs. [...]
I post the "funny" parts of mine and my wife's conversations with my boy. These are the interactions in a day that I can look back on and discover the humor. I don't mention the other part of the conversations. The part where I grow fur and go apeshit, or, at the very least, I put on [...]
This guy Washington has personally offended me. Not because he called his colleague the "F" word (although I think that him saying that word is deplorable), but because he sought counseling for using it. Being a jerk is not a psychiatric ailment, and he knows it. You will not find his problem in the DSM [...]
This is an actual conversation I overheard between my wife and my little boy today. "Mommy look - ah, ah, achoo!" "Was that a fake sneeze?" She asked smiling. "Don't say that dirty word!" "That's not a dirty word, Devin. 'Fake' means pretend or not real." He thought about it. "Mommy I'm not your friend. I'm not talking [...]
After we checked my son's temperature last night to see where we were at with the fever he's had for the last couple of days, much to my chagrin a deeply repressed memory was unlocked. I started thinking back to when I was a little guy and my mother suspected I had a fever. She would pull out the [...]