This is an actualÂ conversationÂ I overheard between my wifeÂ and my little boy today.Â
“Mommy look – ah, ah, achoo!”
“Was that a fake sneeze?”Â She asked smiling.
“Don’t say that dirty word!”
“That’s not a dirty word, Devin.Â ‘Fake’ means pretend or not real.”Â He thought about it.
“Mommy I’m not your friend.Â I’m not talking to you.Â You have a stinky mouth.”
And he stopped talking her.