This is an actual conversation I overheard between my wife and my little boy today.Â
“Mommy look – ah, ah, achoo!”
“Was that a fake sneeze?” She asked smiling.
“Don’t say that dirty word!”
“That’s not a dirty word, Devin. ‘Fake’ means pretend or not real.” He thought about it.
“Mommy I’m not your friend. I’m not talking to you. You have a stinky mouth.”
And he stopped talking her.