This weekend me and the family are going on our annual pilgrimage to the beach. We told the little Devil about the planned vacation and this was his response:

“I love vacation! I love the beach! I need to get a bucket and a shovel so I can put the sand with water and make mud pies so I can throw them in you and mommy’s face!”

He’s so full of evil joy. I can’t wait to go to the beach.