My son Damien, I mean Devin, told me something today that was, well, I don’t know what it was.  He was in the backseat of the car when he said “Daddy, you’re a bad father.  I’m not talking to you anymore, I’m only talking to mommy.”  I asked (a bit shocked and trying to hide it)  “why would you say something like that?”  I know I shouldn’t have followed him up, but I couldn’t help it.  His reply:  “Daddy, why are you talking to me?  I said I’m only talking to mommy.”  A few moments later he started calling my name so I figured we were cool again, “what’s up little guy?” I asked.  Then he sang the words “I’M – NOT -TALKING – TO – YOU – ANYMORE!”  I had to stifle a laugh at that one. 

Would you kind folk out there in cyberspace make me feel better and share some of the horrible things your children have said to you.  I appreciate it!