REMEMBERING RECTAL THERMOMETRY
After we checked my son's temperature last night to see where we were at with the fever he's had for the last couple of days, much to my chagrin a deeply repressed memory was unlocked. I started [...]
THAT’S THE FEVER TALKING
"Oh, the poor baby has a fever!" I said to the Devil when I picked him up early from preschool. (I had received a call less than two hours earlier at my office from a very relaxed sounding [...]
GOD BLESS THE CHILD… THAT’S IN THE WILL
Alert: I’m about to badmouth a famous dead guy. By now we all know James Brown, the Godfather of Soul, is dead. According to David Letterman this is significant because it means that now the [...]
YOU KNOW YOU’RE GHETTO WHEN…
Your three year old son tells his mother to "Shake, shake, shake [her] money maker!" His behavior is ludicrous. Ludicrous I tell you! Now I'm starting to understand why he gets so excited when we give him [...]
AM I BEING A HATER?
From young we try to teach our children that hard work pays off. If you work hard you will learn your ABC's and 123's, and that will make mommy and daddy happy. If you work [...]
IS THIS THE REMIX?
Jimmy red car, and I don't care. Jimmy red car, and I don't care. Jimmy red care and I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaare! My monster's run away. As much as I hate the original in it's historical [...]