I think I'm tired of mean people. (I say "I think" because I'm not sure if I'm mean people myself or not.) I don't mind people who say or do mean things for the sake of comedy and to make others laugh. Heck, I'm one of those people. But what I've had enough of are [...]
As you all know by now my 30th b-day is coming up. As a result I've been trying to make a move toward a healthier lifestyle. Part of it is that I just want to be sexy (ok sexier), but a big part of it is that I want to live a quality life in [...]
Change is good, so they say. "Things done changed," as Biggie once stated. Yet the most accurate quote about change I can think of is probably the now cliche statement "a baby changes everything." No, the wife is not preggers again (not that there would be anything wrong with that). I've just been thinking about [...]
He's barely been president for a half a day and I've already got a gripe: Why wasn't I invited to at least one of the ten official inaugural balls? I could have shined up my UGGs and shaved for the occasion. I can do the robot and the snake with the best of them. I'm [...]
My name is Keith and I'm a Facebook holdout. For the last several months I've been leaning toward joining the club, but I can't seem to bring myself to do it. I can barely keep up with my blog, and the in-the-flesh friends I have, much less an online community. Plus Facebook seems like so [...]
It's amazing how?I can look up?every so often?and realize that?I haven't written a post in over a week! The new job has me busy. My boy says I'm always busy, so it must be true. Other than being a certified member of the rat race all is well. Anyway, that's not what this post is [...]
We're back from Disney, the new job starts tomorrow, and yesterday I got a chance to see the documentary that I'm appearing in this Fall. What's more, my first non-fiction fatherhood story will be published?soon as part of a collection in an upcoming book (I got the check for the article a few weeks ago [...]
Today I asked my grandmother if she has ever sent a Father's Day card to my dad. Her response was "Why? He's not my daddy." I thought about that while I laughed at my no holds barred granny. Every year since I have become daddy my mother-in-law has sent me a card and I like [...]
Dev's birthday was a great success - turning five is a big deal especially when you wake up relieved to find that you have "the same voice, same body, same feet, and no beard." While we were partying at his school he whispered excitedly to me "this is the best birthday ever!" That kind of [...]
