Will Your Doctor Wash His Hands of You?

 I came across the following gem in a list of suggested questions to ask one's doctor put together by the government's Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality: "Ask if your doctor if he has washed his or her hands before starting to examine you.  Research shows that handwashing can prevent the spread of infections. If you're [...]

By |2017-10-19T10:58:14-04:00March 29th, 2008|Arts/Humor/Quotations|0 Comments

Anybody for a Nice Cold “Cancer Lite”?

Some weeks ago I posted a "Top 10 Reasons to Get Prostate Cancer" list.    I've found that I will have to "stretch it" a bit to accommodate some new entries. It occurred to me that having prostate cancer might just give a guy the opportunity to get that tattoo he's always wanted!  Dear husband has some artwork on his [...]

By |2020-02-04T09:48:44-05:00March 27th, 2008|Arts/Humor/Quotations|1 Comment

Only in Prostate Cancer World . . .

The best jokes are homegrown.   A newly diagnosed man named Joe L., who tends to be a worrier, was on his way home from a visit to the urologist.  He was feeling good because the doctor had said his cancer was almost certainly localized.  Jeff wanted to celebrate.  So he decided to pick up some flowers for his wife (unlike some men [...]

By |2020-02-04T09:48:48-05:00March 27th, 2008|Arts/Humor/Quotations|0 Comments

Scent-sual Men

  On the occasion of "National Impotence Day" (February 14, same as Valentine's Day), the British newspaper, The Independent, offered some tips on how to boost one's sex drive. First they explained "la difference" in the way men and women *can't* do it. Apparently, for men, the problem is "hydraulic," whereas for women, "it's mostly [...]

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