My son doesn't do stand up comedy, but he does use much of the same language made popular by the late great Richard Pryor in his heyday. He usually gets crazy when he's sleepy and all of his defenses are down, however on occasion he'll drop the F-bomb just to piss his parents off. Most [...]
Alan Thicke, the dad from the ’80s hit sitcom Growing Pains, has put out his second book entitled How to Raise Kids Who Won’t Hate You. Upon reading an excerpt from his book I have discovered two things: 1. He’s not a bad writer, as far as ex-TV dads go. 2. He’s kind of a [...]
If you have children, especially boys, then you know, and perhaps hate, Thomas the Tank Engine®. This little blue train and his friends have been controlling the minds of small children for 60 years with no end in sight. If I were Thomas, and not Daddy, my son would probably like me more, and may [...]
We all know by now that one of America's best friend's, Israel, is giving Lebanon a good ol' fashioned ass whuppin' in the name of expelling the terrorist group Hezbollah from, well, the world. We hear the stories of missiles and rockets blowing stuff/people up. Apparently Israel is "winning" because they have killed more people with US weapon technology [...]
I just got back from a nice little vacation in Myrtle Beach with my wife and three yeard old son. On the advice of my boss (oddly enough) we decided to stay at a hotel/condo on the beach. For $150 a night (through hotels.com) we got a bedroom, a full kitchen, balcony and a living room on [...]