The “Butt” of Jokes

These are from Curtis Palmer, originally posted in alt.support.cancer.prostate. Enjoy, and send me your own.

Curtis wrote:

“Biopsies are no joke, but a physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his male patients while he was performing their biopsies. I must say I was excited to see this, because there is a lot of potential humor in biopsies.” [Also, DRE’s: seems like everyone has a pet name for these.]

{1} “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”

{2} “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”

{3} “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”

{4} “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.”

{6} “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”

{7} “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”

{8} “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”

{9} “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”

{10} “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”

{11} “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”

And the best one of all..

{12} “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?

When I saw these, I remarked to dear hubby, “You know PC is a ‘gold mine’ for jokes.” A “gold mine” indeed. Not when you’re the ore being mined!

Take care.

By | 2007-09-28T02:02:11+00:00 September 28th, 2007|Arts/Humor/Quotations, Life With Prostate Cancer, Newly Diagnosed|2 Comments

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  2. Bill Boehm February 12, 2013 at 11:03 am

    During mine,at the final snip,I said to him “Uh,Doc? You are leaving something in there,aren’t you?”

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